The Minute necessary of Mr Cyclopède

the Minute necessary of Mr Cyclopède is an emission of Serge Moati diffused by the French television presented by Pierre Desproges. Hundred episodes all, very short (1 minute each one), were diffused, of the Monday to Friday to 20:30 on FR3 as of 1982 and during two years.

Pierre Desproges there immortalise his famous: “ Astonishing, not? ” final. He is played of the subjects, which they are crowned, as in its “ let us use the anger of God ”, or taboos with its “ armchair for deaf persons and deaf ”.

The whole of the titles of the 99 chronicles

Let us abolish the anesthesia
Admirons the potato charmer
Amusons with a expensive being and a gun
Apprenons to make take off Alsatian a
Apprenons to practice the voluntary interruption of old age
Apprenons to recognize a Communist
Apprenons to overcome death with a hammer
Asseyons a blind man in an armchair for deaf person
Authentifions some Monas Lisa
Autopsions the flammable virgin
Bouffons of the cop
Bouffons of the lion
Censurons the nightingale
Chassons naturalness to know if it merrily returns
Chassons our comedones with tact
Commémorons death of Pasteur
Let us commemorate anything a little
Compatissons with human miseries with few expenses I
Compatissons with human miseries with few expenses II
Compatissons with human miseries with few expenses III
Compatissons with miseries of the crossroads
Concubinons in the trépidance with a star of the dumb man
Décrispons the berrigoulaine
Dissolvons the absolute monarchy in the sulphuric acid
Défendons the widow against the orphan
Démoralisons a majorette
Départageons the ex-aequo with the hit parade of the happy
Egayons one death-watch
Embellissons a scarecrow
Enterrons Jeanne D' Arc of Garenne Colombes
Let us open out our libido inside the crowned bonds of the marriage
Esbaudissons us of the precocity of Mozart
Essayons to tame a wild civil servant
Essayons not to laugh before the end of Hamlet
Essayons in vain to hide our anti-semitism
Essayons vainly to reveal to the Blessed Virgin
Etudions the pig narquois
Euthanasions a kamikaze
Evaluons the intelligence quotient of Beethoven
Evitons importuning the throttle valve
Evitons sinking in the primary education antinazism
Evitons a grotesque death in the middle of the autumn
Exultons of the potrons-pussy thanks to science
Faisons exploding our sensuality with few expenses
Rough inhuman with an old folderol
Faisons to succumb a bougress to impetuosity pétaradante of our fringant love
Humilions the chancellor adolf hitler
Ignifugeons Louix XVI
Inaugurons with ostentation a goldfish bowl
Insonorisons Andalusian a
Inventons electricity
Jouons blind man's buff with a blind man
Jouons the Russian roulette with an imbecile
Jouons grip-academician
Jouons change-dictator
Livrons we dissolve to the vice in full street Jean-Jaurès
Maitrisons an exaggerated snail
Napoléons
Observons the taster with shell
Observons the twins with the binocular
Ouvrons the windows - First shutter
Petipatapons
we in the pontifical genealogy hopelessly Plunge
Présentons Napoleon to Louis Armstrong
Raccrochons us with last the
Raillons heroism
Rappelons us the twilight at the devil
Remettons the small prince to his place
Rendons homage to Nefertitine
Rendons homage to Victor Hugo without moving the ears
Rentabilisons the anger of god
Rentabilisons the minute of silence
Rentabilisons a brigadier general between two world wars
Rentabilisons a paimpolaise
Respectons the beauty of the war while learning how to recognize the enemy
Restons sitted on nothing
Retrouvons the son hidden of Tintin
Rompons our loneliness with a hammer
Let us can hide our joy with the burial of a expensive being
Let us can distinguish a ball with white from a ball with black
Let us can distinguish a guardian from building of a pipeline
Let us can make hum a trilingual secretary
Let us can plant the cabbages
Let us can recognize the Mona Lisa of the jocond
Let us can recognize a centaur of a Percheron
Souillons in vain the memory of a généralissime forgotten
Tentons to isolate to the virus from the plague
Tirons the kings to save the republic
Touchons finger the bottom of human misery
Transformons one as a charming plumber
Tuons time while waiting for death
Visitons the fair splashes to the cacti
Voyons if the Blessed Virgin is malpolie
Voyons so holy Blandine is carcinogenic
Voyons to see whether Superman would not be a little wog on the edges
Vérifions the infallibility of the pope
Vérifions the puritanism of the queen Victoria
Vérifions if its holiness is serious like a pope

Bibliography and videotex

Collection of the selected texts of sketches. Threshold (1995) republished in 1999
" The essential encyclopedia of Mr Cyclopède" integral in DVD

External bonds

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