List telephone gags of Bart and LISA

Here the list of the telephone gags that Bart and LISA (of the televised animated series Simpson ) makes regularly with Moe, the owner of the bar. Each time, Bart requires of Moe to pass somebody to him, but the name of this person is always a word game which makes pass this last for an idiot in front of his customers. At the end of the gag, Bart and LISA always laugh.

Moe: The tavern of Moe.
Bart: Hello. Is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yes Al Colique.
Family name Moe: Very well, a second. Telephone for Al, Al Colic. Is there Al Colic here? Wait a little. Listen to me quite small bastard of dumb of shit. If ever I discover who you are, I kill to you.

Moe: The tavern of Moe, I écoute.
Bart: Is Mr Lécasse there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Mr Lécasse, Sam.
Moe: One moment, I ask. Lécasse, Sam. Sam Lécasse.

Moe: Moe tavern, I écoute.
Bart: Is Mr Hochet there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Hochet. Rick.
first name Moe: One moment, I will see. Euh… y' has some one of does you enter which is called Hochet Rick? Eh, I cause you, morons. Is there Rick Hochet here? Await-to see a little. Listen to salts me well villain, if I put the hand on you, I burst you, I will tear off you the heart and I will cut out it in sections.

Moe: The tavern of Moe, yes Moe with the appareil.
Bart: I would like Mr Naimar.
Moe: How?
Bart: Naimar. Jean.
first name Moe: Euh… one second. Euh… One asks Naimar Jean. I will not repeat it, Jean Naimar. customers laugh Ah! It is still you? It is of you that I start to have some enough. Salt little runt, species of coward. The day when I will hold you I swear you that I will empty you like a fish, that I will drink your blood.

Moe: Hello, the tavern of Moe, the paradise of the bière.
Bart: Is Mr Chaud there? First name, Artie.
Moe: One second… He! Is there a certain Heat here? I cause you the guys. You hear! One requests Artie Chaud from the telephone. Oh waits to see you! Listen to salts me well villain, small refuse! The day when I catch you I tear off you the eyes with a corkscrew, you ace included/understood?!

  • Episode Never two without you

(Bart is in the office of Skinner)
Bart: Hello? Is Homer there?
Moe: Homer which?
Bart: Homer… (he whispers) Sexual!
Moe: Yes, wait one second, I will ask. Heu… Sexual Homer! Go the guys answer y' has one well of them among you who is Homer Sexuel.
Homer: In any case, not me!
Moe: Oh you! Species of small hyena puante, if ever I do manage to put the hand on you, I plow you your dirty small mug with the teeth, considering?
Skinner: You made what, young man?
Moe: Hein? What? What? Who it is that?
Skinner: It is me which raises the questions, and the question is: where is Homer Simpson?
Moe: Ouuuuu! Sorry Oh Mister the headmaster. Afflicted, there was maldonne some share I think! (it tightens the telephone with Homer) Hold it is for you, your Bart still has problèmes.
Homer: You Oh!

Episode blood, it is money

Moe: The tavern of Moe, the favorite tavern of the élite.
Bart: Ouais, hello. Is Mr Balssèque there? First name, Jean.
Moe: One second I ask. Jean Balssèque? Jean Balssèque, guys. Then what that says anything to anybody? Listen to well me, species of waste. I go you choper one of these days, and I will engrave my name on your bottom with an ice pick.

In this episode, Bart makes the gag with Krapabelle
Moe: Tavern of Moe I listen. One moment I will see. He listen to me everyone I am only one poor imbecile with a herring head and two large buttocks, two large buttocks which puent, two large buttocks which I adore to embrace. Await a little you.

Moe: Flaming Moe.
Bart: Ah yes, I would like to speak with a friend who is on your premise. Its name it is Pard, its first name it is Léo.
Moe: Do not leave, I will see. Léo Pard. Does somebody want to go in the toilets of the men to see whether there is Léo Pard?
Léo Pard: I am Léo Pard.
Moe: Téléphone.
Léo Pard: Hello. Léo Pard with the appareil.
Bart: Heuuuu… Bonjour.
Léo Pard: Who is this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Léo Pard: What can I make for you?
Bart: Boh… I put to you with the perfume. It is a call of maniac and as who would say, fair has, then I raccroche.
Léo Pard: I hope that you will have more chance the next time. Hmmm… a boy charmant.

Moe: Tavern of Moe, I écoute.
Bart: Euh, I ouais would like to speak with Mr Vésaleine. Moe.
first name Moe: Ouais, one moment, I will see. Euh, Vésaleine, Moe. Moe Vésaleine. Then what, Moe Vésaleine that tells you nothing the guy?
Barney: Ha that you whip!
Moe: Is Oh, it still you hein? Listen to me. When I catch you I make use of your head like can and I will repaint my house with your brain!

Moe: One moment, I will see. Heu… Mr Cussoné? He you others, one requires Simon Cussoné! Then does Simon Cussoné that say anything to you?
Barney: Eh if your bottom sounded that would say us the hour!
Moe: Species of small filth! If ever I discover who you are, I will insert you a sausage at the bottom of the throat and dogs famished in behind!
Bart: I am called Jimbo Jones and I live in 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: AHA! Large error my pal! I knew that it would take a false step early or late. (it leaves an old butcher's knife) rusted and notched Oh yes…!

Laura Powers: Hello, I would like to speak with Mr Bar, it is urgent… Its first name? (Bart him chuchotte with the ear) Heu, it is Lenny.
Moe: Lenny Bar, one second. Hey, Lenny Bar. I seek Lenny Bar. Go are sympathetic, help me to find Lenny Bar, savages!

Moe: Tavern of Moe.
Mr. Burns: I would like to speak with Mr Smithers, his first name is Waylon.
Moe (which believes that it is a telephone hoax): Do Oooooh, then you want to speak with Mr Smithers, Hein? Is its first name it Waylon it is well that? Listen to me well, if I catch you, I tear off you the eyes and I put them in your pants as that you will be able to see me when I botterais you the buttocks of agreement and I would make use of your language to repaint my boat!
Mr. Burns: Ooooh! Oooh Smithers, if you could hear me…

Homer: Hello, could I speak with Mr Riblébête, Théo.
first name Moe: Théo Riblébête?
Homer: What? How you dare? If I discover who you are, I fasten you a flag on the buttocks and I dispatch you in Iran!

  • Episode Evils of Moe

In this episode, Moe left to the university Cematournée, it is Homer Simpson which replaces it with the bar
Homer: Yes Hello?
Bart: Yes, I would like to speak with Mr Sapétéoli. The first name it is James.
Homer: Oh Bart! on the spot jump of excitation My first joke to the telephone. I do what?
Bart: You ace right to ask whether there is a James Sapétéoli.
Homer: I measuring rod pas.
Bart: You howl: James Sapétéoli.
Homer: It is what the gag?
Bart: Oh, drops!

  • Episode hot Reality

In this episode, Moe receives the gag via a telegram that Bart Simpson has envoyé.
Moe: Telegram for Envidetoi, Roger. Roger Envidetoi. And, the large one over there, Roger Envidetoi? Oh the small one… I send the engine " to you; The Arrow Of or" of Western Union in your rear-axle unit of Pacific Ray Louis. STOP.

Stroke: Hello, I would like to speak in Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
Moe: He! Make me more jokes with an invented name or I you tear off myself the intestines and I am made a skipping rope of it.

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