French jokes

The French jokes are jokes which the Belgians tell on the French, jokes pointing to them Chauvinisme and their supposed pride.

Example of jokes on the French

Pourquoi the French have do large houses? Because they did not know to stop the concrete mixer…
Which is the difference between the detergent and a French police station? In the detergent, there are at least two active agents.
Pourquoi the French women have do small centres with large nipples? Because the French men have large mouths and small hands.
Pourquoi the highways are enlightened in Belgium (what is true) and not in France? Because the French are caught for lights.
a French wants to make fun of the Belgians and stops in a service station in addition to-Quiévrain: " Can you fill the tank and give a little oil PLEASE? " The Belgian pump assistant is carried out: a little gasoline in the pipe of the saddle and oil puts on the chain in front of the flabbergasted French, then at the time to leave, the Belgian puts on a masterly snap to the French: " Excuse, I have snap the door a little fort". is
Which the best means of committing suicide for a French? To draw a ball 15 cm above the head, into full in its superiority complex.

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