D-Yikes!

D-Yikes! (unknown French title) is the sixth episode of the eleventh season of the animated series South Park .

This episode is a parody of the film 300 which seems to have marked the authors. It puts the character of Janet Garrison ahead.

Summary

In class, Mrs. Garrison arrives very irritated because it was still made plate, and it is caught some to the pupils. It gives them a duty for the weekend: to see The Old Man and the Sea of Ernest Hemingway and to make a report reading for Monday. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to react to save their weekend. On an idea of Cartman, they will see people whom one can solicit for anything: Mexican . They ask them to read the book and to make them the report. But Cartman tells them “four tests” and the Mexicans include/understand for “four friends” (“eses” meaning “comrades” in Spanish).

During this time, Mrs. Garrison calms her rage in a sports hall where it meets Allison. Mrs. Garrison presents herself under the name of Janet (it is the first time that Mrs. Garrison communicates her first name since her change of sex). They go in a bar lesbian called the Boss (delivery with the Frenchwoman by accustomed, “beautiful”, in English “the Lesbos”). Mrs. Garrison understands at the end of a few minutes that it is in fact in a bar of lesbians! She is completely diverted. She only finds herself with Alison with the toilets, which manages to convince it to try an experiment lesbian with her. Janet and Alison have finally a sexual relationship, by using the position scissors , which Mrs. Garrison seems much to like.

The following day Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny were completely made have since the Mexicans sent account-returned to other pupils (their “comrades” as they had included/understood). But Mrs. Garrison arrives very proud, any lesbian that it is now. She announces it with her small class:

- the children I will say something to you which will seem shocking… I am gay!
- Still? (Stan)
- Oui that also surprised me at the beginning and then… one went at home, one opened one with the other and… one made the scissors, all the night…
- It is necessary to pay attention with the scissors! (Butters)

While turning over to the the Boss , Mrs. Garrison causes a brawl. Suddenly, one of the lesbians announces that the bar will be closed and yielded to the Perse S. the lesbians will see Mrs. the Mayor extremely surprised to see Garrison become (E) lesbian. But she announces to them that she can nothing make and does not yield to the lesbians, in spite of the air threatening of Garrison.

Of return to the bar, a spokesperson of Persan is able to discuss with the lesbians. In spite of her reconciling words, Mrs. Garrison does not let herself persuade and it gives a violent one kick in the genitals of the Persan one.

Is held then a first and rough battle between an army the Persan ones and 30 lesbians in fury. The battle lasts a certain time, but the Persan ones end up giving up to go to buy glasses tendency. At this point in time their boss in his vehicle of pageantry arrives, Raüf Xerxès, “with a car equipped with customized accessories Gucci whose only Persan can see cool nature”. Xerxès is a giant, and it decides to go to meet the lesbians himself, the following day.

The lesbians know that they will not be able to retain the Persan ones well a long time. They decide to go to see these so pleasant people, always ready to render service: Mexicans. Mrs. Garrison wants to make be introduced a Mexican at the Persan ones. She then transforms one of the Mexicans with the assistance of freezing for the hair, of a jacket classifies, jewels slap-with-the eye and a little deodorant… Here Persan perfect. The other Mexicans are requested to make similar and to be introduced at the Persan ones.

The evening even, the lesbians think that the Persan ones will attack from one minute to another. Mrs. Garrison made of the coffee to awake its troops, but they are finally the Mexicans who return from their mission. They have a secrecy on Xerxès which they give to Garrison.

Garrison and Xerxès are found face to face. After a discussion with broken sticks, Mrs. Garrison reveals that it knows that Xerxès is a woman !!! A little later they have a sexual relationship and all ends up being arranged. Whereas Garrison is with the bar, Allison wonders which deals with the pupils. It is in fact the Mexicans who replaced Garrison, newcomer to finally learn something from interesting with the delighted children.

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