Chuck Norris Facts

The Chuck Norris Facts ( Made on Chuck Norris ) are jokes on the American actor Chuck Norris who became true a Phénomène Internet.

Description

These jokes are for the majority of the humorous Aphorisme S which allot to Norris superhuman qualities until the extreme. They are supposed to caricature the very strong and virile heroes that Chuck Norris often played cinema, in particular in its action films of the Années 1980.

Some examples

  • Chuck Norris is right always. Except once, he believed that he was wrong, but he makes some was right.
  • Chuck Norris already counted until the infinite one. Twice.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • Jesus Christ was born into 1940 before Chuck Norris.
  • God said: “ That the light is! ” And Chuck Norris answered: “ One says please. ”
  • It does not have there evolution, just species that Chuck Norris lets live.
  • When Bruce Banner is in anger, it is transformed into Hulk. When Hulk is in anger, it is transformed into Chuck Norris.
  • Certaines people carries pyjamas Superman. Superman carries Chuck Norris pyjamas.
  • One sought Armes of massive destruction in Iraq, but Chuck Norris lives with Oklahoma.
  • When Chuck Norris takes a bath, it is not Chuck Norris who is wet but the water which is Chuck Norris.
  • Once, Chuck Norris swallowed one limps whole of sleeping pill… it blinked eyes.
  • If Chuck Norris had played the part of terminator, it would never have had there episode 2 or 3.
  • Seul Chuck Norris knows the end of Fires of the love.
  • Chuck Norris can lick the two elbows. At the same time.
  • If one shoots at Chuck Norris it is not the ball which kills Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris who kills the ball.
  • God created the universe, Chuck Norris created God.
  • Chuck Norris was born in a hut out of wooden which it built itself.
    • Super-Man
  • needs a phone box to change super-quickly clothing, Chuck Norris needs only one cell phone.
  • Chuck Norris can engrave CD on a diskette.
  • to go from the United States to China, Chuck Norris digs a hole.
  • Chuck Norris cannot make pumps, with the risk to deviate the Earth of its orbit.
  • Once, Chuck Norris left the Earth, which explains why one found no life over Mars.

Reaction of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris himself was not offusqué by these jokes, and itself is amused by it. Its preferred “One is tried to cut the head of Chuck Norris in the Mont Rushmore, but the stone was not enough hard to reconstitute its Barbe. ”

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