Bernie

Bernie (1996) is a French film carried out by Albert Dupontel. He is also the scenario writer and the main actor.

Synopsis

Extraordinary and removed from rim history of Bernie, orphan jeté with the dustbin with its birth. He invents model parents, and in its is delirious odd, decides to protect them from an imaginary gangster plot.

Data sheet

  • Kind: Comedy

  • Lasted: 87 min
  • Country: France
  • Language: French
  • Color

  • Sound: Dolby DIGITAL

Distribution

Quotations

  • “One makes less malignant now the hein!! One makes less the malignant one!! ”
  • “Go now would be nice, turns over in your dustbin. ”
  • “Which it is which said to you, hein? Who it is which said it to you? ”
  • “I have a cat, Momo. Momo is a cat since many years, but it is also cat-like. (...) it is a cat which I can very easily take along in displacements. ”
  • “I did not find a p' tits yellow birds but I found some another much better. Given up in a park, large full with color. Given up in a park! THEN NOW ALL IS GIVEN UP! EVEN BIRDS! Fucked up the ass! ”
  • “the problem with the birds they is the nozzles! ”
  • “it with the sympathetic air vot' cat there…”
  • “Where is mum? ”
  • “I am called Bernie Christmas, I am 29 years old, soon 32. I am appointed. ”
  • “the company is well foutue. They put uniforms to the jerks so that one can recognize them. ”
  • “Say dad, how that happens with the sex from the girls? - I do not know, I make that to fuck up the ass them! ”
  • “Ca makes how much liters which are to you with unemployment? ”
  • “My grandfather was a dirtiness. My father was a dirtiness. I am a dirtiness. And you, if you do not put yourself at it, you close-cropped f' never nothing. ”
  • “I want a guy, a true guy with antibodies and a future. ”
  • “In this moment, I always make the same dream. I swim in the Seine and very of a blow, I swallow a rat. Then I choke and worse I run. In bottom, has there oysters, they catch me the ankles. Then I vomits the rat on oysters, the rat it attack oysters, I go back to surface, I travel by a barge on the head and there, I awake. ”
  • “Nan, I prefer to fuck you up the ass. ”
  • (the mother of Bernie cuts the right hand of the father of Bernie with a mincer) " Finished the branlette" , " Menfous I am gaucher"

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