Bart Simpson

Bartholomew Jo-Jo “Bart” Simpson is an imaginary character present in the televised animated series Simpson . It is 10 years old and is the only son of Homer and Marge Simpson and the big brother of LISA and Maggie.

Biography

According to the family tree of its family, written by Matt Groening, its birthday is on April 1st and, if one refers to the chronology of the Simpson, it was born in 1982. It is the elder one of the three children, it is older than LISA two years and thirty-eight days. However, in the episode Vive the grooms (I Married Marge) , it is specified that Bart was designed in June 1980 whereas his/her parents looked at the Empire counter-attacks . Its birth date would be thus on April 1st 1981. In any event, this one imports little since the characters of the series keep the same age throughout the saga. It is the only one of the family to being left-handed.

Bart autoproclamé “the lazy one which always gains the adhesives of writings of lines in the table”. Its centers of interest are the Skateboard, the cartoons (especially the man Radioactif ), to terrorize his/her sisters, to clean the chimneys with the Dickens and to make hoax S on the telephone with the tavern of Moe.

The nightmare living of Bart is not other than Tahiti Bob (Sideshow Bob in Quebec) which it made imprison after a flight in Kwik-E-Mart whereas it tried to be made become for Krusty the clown. Tahiti Bob since was sworn to be avenged.

Bart usually speaks French after having spent the summer holidays in France in a castle where it was exploited by two vine growers. It is also able to speak Spanish and Portuguese and can hold a Japanese conversation. In fact, its linguistic capacities appear only in some episodes and never at the same time: they are not to take with serious and it is necessary to take care not to compare Bart to a polyglot genius.

It caused an diplomatic incident between the Australia and the the United States while making pay an enormous telephone bill with an Australien young person. It had to personally come to excuse itself but instead of that, it fled by causing a serious deterioration of the Australian ecosystem. (See Bart against Australia .)

Its preferred television program is the Krusty' S show of which he admires the presenter Krusty the clown that he saved of the prison, the forfeiture and the street several times. In this emission, it affectionate particularly the cartoon gore of Itchy and Scratchy.

One learns in the 17th season that it needs for an important operation but without much precision.

With the school

With the elementary school of Springfield, Bart is unceasingly in dissension with the authority which is represented by its headmaster Seymour Skinner and its teacher Edna Krapabelle. It is their worst nightmare, which results in recurring punishments (in the credits of the beginning, one sees Bart to recopy his punishment in the table). However, even if it is in permanent conflict with these characters, it has many time works to save their couple or to make them reinstate the school as in a very expensive enemy (Sweet Seymour Skinner' S Baadasssss Song) .

With the pupils

Its relations with the other pupils vary according to the episodes. However, one often finds it at the side of Milhouse Van Houten, his best friend. He also has enemies like Nelson Muntz, Jimbo Jones and all their band who do not stop a tabasser, but also Martin Prince which exasperates it because he is a genius and a fayot.

With its family

Bart being a rather turbulent child, it is unceasingly in dissension with his mother Marge, always very anxious and worries for the future of his son.

It often fights with his sister LISA, because it does not stop making him dirty blows. But they can also be the best friends of the world when it is a question of regulating a crisis.

With his/her father Homer, his relations are more complex. Indeed, it generally feels very near to his father who finds himself in the actions of his son. Thus, Homer and Bart spend much time together and are found after having respectively dried work and the school. Bart often sees his/her father like a hero, most of the time when this last chooses a singular professional way as when it becomes mascot of a team of Baseball (cf God of the stage (Dancin' Homer) ). Nevertheless, it is not rare to see them disputing, Homer is often in bad temper against his son when this one excuses to have made a large error. These phases of argument result in an physical aggression since Homer is thrown on his/her son to try to strangle it by shouting “Oh! you species of pitit…” (French version) or “oh toé my p' tit boar…” (Québécois version).

Most of the time Bart invites his/her father by his first name instead of him to say dad. In the episode And with Maggie that made three (And Maggie Makes Three) , it is explained that, since its birth, the elder one of forever marked Simpson the word dad (or at least little time). In the series, sometimes one intends it to call it dad and sometimes it calls it homer.

Anecdote

the favorite expressions of Bart are " ¡ Ay, caramba! " and " Will make you shampouiner! "
During a maintenance, the creator of Simpson, Matt Groening, acknowledges to have chosen the first name of Bart because it is the Anagramme English word brat (dreadful jojo, kid…).
In 1998, the magazine Times selected the boy in his classification of the 100 most influential personalities of the 20th century. Bart, the only fictitious character of the list, arrived 46e.

Anthology of the sentences that Bart wrote in the table

The sentences in English are followed of their translation.

I will not carve gods (I will not carve gods) .
I will not spank others (I will not fesserai the others) .
I will not aim for the head (I will not aim the head) .
I will not barf unless I' m sick (I will not vomit except if I am sick) .
I will not exposes the ignorance off the faculty (I will not give a report on the ignorance of the professors) .
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher' S lounge (I did not see anything of unusual in room of the professors) .
I will not conduct my own fire seed-planting drills (I will not carry out my own exercises sets fire to) .
Funny noises are not funny (the odd noises are not amusing) .
I will not snap arm (I will not make claquer bra) .
I will not fake seizures (I will not simulate any more an epileptic fit) .
This punishment is not boring and pointless (This punishment is neither tedious, nor futile) .
My name is not Dr. Death (My name is not Doctor Mort) .
I will not defame New Orleans (I will not calumniate New-Orleans) .
I will not prescribe medication (I will not make medical regulations) .
I will not bury the new kid (I will not importune the new one) .
I will not teach others to fly (I will not learn how with the others to fly) .
I will not bring sheep to class (I will not bring a sheep in class) .
has burp is not year answer (a belch is not an answer) .
Teacher is not has leper (a professor is not a miser) .
Coffee is not for kids (the coffee is not for the children) .
I will not eat things for money (I will not eat anything for money) .
I will not yell “She' S Dead” At roll cal (I will not shout “it died” at the time of the call) .
The principal' S toupee is not has Frisbee (the moumoute of the headmaster is not a frisbee) .
I will not principal cal the “spud head” (I will not call the headmaster head of potato) .
Goldfish don' T bounce (the red fish do not rebound) .
Mud is not one off the 4 food groups (mud is not one of the four groups of food) .
No one is interested in my underpants (My underclothing do not interest anybody) .
I will not salt miracle cures (I will not sell miracle cures) .
I will return the seeing-eye dog (I will return the blind dog) .
I C not cuts diplomatic immunity (I do not have any diplomatic immunity) .
I will not load admission to the bathroom (I will not charge any right-of-way for the toilets) .
I will never win year emmy (I will never gain a Oscar) .
The cafeteria deep fryer is not has toy (the large fryer of the cafeteria is not a toy) .
All work and No play makes Bart has dull servant boy (work and not of play make of Bart a dull boy , cf The Shining).
I will not say “Springfield” just to get applause (I will not say Springfield right to be applauded) .
I amndt not authorized to fire substitute teachers (I am not authorized to transfer the professors substitutes) .
My homework was not stolen by has one-armed man (My duties were not stolen by a penguin) .
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle (I will not go close to the tortoise of the nursery school) .
I amndt not deliciously saucy (I am not délicieusement insolate) .
Organ transplants are best left to professionals (the transplantation of bodies must be left the professionals) .
The Pledge off Allegiance does not end with “Hail Satan” (the Oath of Allegiance does not finish by Hail Satan) .
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones (I will not celebrate an absurd goal) .
There are plenty off businesses like show business (There is much business such as the show business) .
long Five days is not too to wait for has gun (Five days it is not long to await a weapon) .
I will not waste chalk (I will not waste chalk) .
I will not skateboard in the halls (I will not make a skate-board in the corridors) .
I will not instigate revolution (I will not foment a revolution) .
I will not Draw naked ladies in class (I will not draw nude women in class) .
I did not see Elvis (I did not see Elvis) .
I will not cal my teacher “Hot Cakes” (I will not call my professors “Slices cake”) .
Garlic gum is not funny (the chewing gums with garlic are not amusing) .
They are laughing At me, not with me (He laugh at me, not with me) .
I will not yell “Fire” in has crowded classroom (I will not shout “With fire” in a crammed class) .
I will not encourages others to fly (I will not encourage the others to fly) .
I will not fake my way through life (I will not defraud my way in the life) .
Tar is not has plaything (the tar is not an object of play) .
I will not Xerox my butt (I will not photocopy my behind) .
It' S potato, not potatoe (It is potato, not potate) .
I will not trade pants with others (I will not exchange my pants with the others) .
I amndt not has 32 year old woman (I am not a 32 year old woman) .
I will not C that thing with my tongue (I should not make this thing with my language) .
I will not drive the principal' S because (I should not drive the car of the headmaster) .
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart (I will not make wish of obedience with Bart) .
I will not salt school property (I should not sell the school) .
I will not burp in class (I do not owe roter in class) .
I will not cut corners (I must look after my work) .
I will not get very far with this attitude (I will not go well far with this behavior) .
I will not belch the National Anthem (I do not owe roter the national anthem) .
I will not salt Land in Florida (I should not sell ground in Florida) .
I will not grease the monkey bars (I will not lubricate any more the cage with squirrels) .
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment (I should not hide behind the fifth amendment) .
I will not C anything bad ever again (I will do anything evil never again) .
I will not show off (I should not be arrogant any more) .
I will not sleep through my education (I will not fall asleep any more on my education) .
I amndt not has dentist (I am not a dentist) .
Spitwads are not free speech (spittles are not free expression) .
Nobody likes sunburn slappers (Nobody likes the opera hats on the sunstrokes) .
High explosives and school don' T mix (the explosives and the school are not compatible) .
I will not bit the Main thing Skinner (I will not corrupt the Skinner headmaster) .
I will not squeak chalk (I should not make grate the chalk) .
I will finish what I sta (I must finish what I have COM)
“Bart Bucks” legal are not tender (the “Bart dollars” do not have legal tender) .
Underwear should Be worn one the inside (the underclothing must be carried below) .
The Christmas Pageant does not stink (the parade of Christmas does not fear) .
I will not torment the emotionally frail (I will not torment the émotionnellement fragile ones) .
" Non-Flammable" is not has challenge (Non flammable is not a challenge) .
I amndt not the mafia' S godfather (I am not the godfather in the Mafia)

And for film:

I will not download illegally this movie (I will not download illegally this film)

Telephone gags of Bart and LISA

Moe is the main victim of the telephone gags of Bart and LISA. Each gag is a word game which makes pass Moe for an idiot in front of his customers of the bar. This last is unaware of that the jokers are the children of the one of its best customers.

See also: List of the telephone gags of Bart and LISA

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