2 minutes of the people

The Two minutes of the people are sketches audio of approximately two minutes created and recorded by the Québécois humorist François Pérusse. They exist since 1990. The purpose of they do not form a followed history (the short format is not to make a serial), and the subjects are varied from it: life of the every day, parodies of X-Files, Urgencies, songs, Columbo, That is discussed…

These sketches make the good share with the Calembour S and were a reference for several many authors of audio sketches sagas MP3, like the Donjon of Naheulbeuk, the Adventurers of Survivaure, Reflets of Acid…

Diffusions

Those are diffused several times per day in various countries:

With the Quebec in its Québécois and new version on Radio Energy. They were diffused with CKOI with the beginning of the year 1990.
In France, in its metropolitan French version: in the past diffused on Europe 2, the Two minutes of the people are today on the radio Rire and Songs.
In Swiss, in its metropolitan French version, on Color 3.
In Belgium, in its metropolitan French version on Mint FM

Publications

Some of these sketches were recorded on disc, with humorous songs, on a series of albums entitled the Album of the People (volumes 1 to 7).

Québécois version

Album Of the People - Volume 1, published in 1991
Album Of the People - Volume 2, published in 1992
Album Of the People - Volume 3, published in 1994
Album Of the People - Volume 4, published in 1995
Album Of the People - Volume 5, published in 1996
Album Of the People - Volume 6, published in 2003
Album Of the People - Volume 7, published in 2007
Pirate Album, published in 2002

Made For France

Album Of the People - Volume 1 (Made For France), published in 1997
Album Of the People - Volume 2 (Made For France), published in 2002

Price

These sketches gained many prices, of which the gold Rose given to the best emission of humor, at the time of a festival with Marrakech.

Various series

Roger & Caroline
That disputes
Colombo of the people
Information quizz
Tribunase of the people
associative Radio
Detective series
Star Trek of the people
Light comedies
Urgences of the people
X-Files of the people
stupid Calembours
Sexe councils
Jacques Cartier
Positive Radio
Zorro
Dictée of Bernard Pivot
the House Slangster
Sollicitation by telephone
the returning personalities
Fans and their disadvantages
Passer a hearing
Commentateurs of foot
Tension in the couple
the Guy who stores

The emission…

“That disputes”
“religious”
“science and you”
“the trouble carries council”
“Puns stupid”
“Sex Conseils”
“Everyone of fout”
“Our friends the animals”
“I arrange itself”
“I like, you like me, we like, you like, that they liked, that us eûment, mm”, known as of in love
“green areas”
“fury”
“Cinema of Monday”
“The small tricks”
“the spirits meet and it is heu test prods”
“Pleasure express train of Mr Bonheur”
“What occurs before an emission from TV”
" I break the mouth on line "
" Risks of direct the "
" The famous persons "
" Fanny and Pipi "

Episodes

Columbo of the people

The investigations of the lieutenant Columbo (sometimes called lieutenant Bocolon in certain episodes) are based very accurately on the tradition of the original series which wants that one follows the course of the murder. There is a score of which here summaries of some of them. (NB: the titles are given arbitrarily for more clearness since François Pérusse does not give of it.)

“the attestation of inheritance” : Two brothers inherit the colossal fortune of their father, Nice owner of the company “Mushrooms”. In order to make sure integrality of the paternal fortune, most covetous out of the two brothers kills the other by dividing the brakes of the car of this last…
“the pianist” : Mr Bouterlagu, a famous pianist (Columbo acknowledges to have all its discs) keep silent his wife by typing to him the head against the keyboard of its piano. The latter négligemment had négligemment revealed to him during the conversation that it had misled it…
“the homosexual artists” : A couple the homosexual ones, one lyric writer the other type-setter-interprets, dispute in their car. The lyric writer acknowledges with his companion who he spent all the royalties boxed by the couple for a song that they created in duet. In order to reduce it to silence, the lyric writer assassinates his companion with blows of machine-gun in a snack bar where they make halt…
“By the window” : An international company is seen forced to carry out two thousand dismissals voted by its board of directors. One of the executives of this company is shown particularly recalcitrant, which pushes one of his/her colleagues to kill it by pushing it the top of the building of the company…

“the bat” : An employee, amateur of djembé, are killed by his owner who reproaches him for having made very awkward revelations on his account. After having achieved his fixed price, the owner assassin is constrained to buy with the full price silence various witnesses and to cross short to his discussion with lieutenant Columbo who passed in the district…

“the awkward associate” : A framework of a mining company invites to dine one on its associates in a house at the fine bottom of the forest to take again the shares of actions to him which it holds and does not hesitate to go until the murder. To make disappear any trace from this awkward associate, the assassin hides the body in his vacuum cleaner and calls the police force to announce its disappearance. Columbo arrives on the spot…

“the debt gambling” : Keen of the poker, Gabriel, loses close to: 10000 francs while playing against his/her friend Yves. The arrogant attitude of the winner inserts Gabriel in a black fury. Gabriel kills Yves, dissimulates his corpse in a sport bag which it then throws in a waste container. Unfortunately, he forgets to remove the label of the bag, labels where are mentioned the name and addresses of Gabriel, which does not fail to put Columbo on its track…

“the fruit merchant” : During a walk in forest, the partner of businesses of the manager of a company of sale of fruits (“unlimited Fruits”) announces with this last his intention to pass to competition. The manager, feeling betrayed, is solved to kill his associate with stabs and to throw his corpse in the very close lake…

“Betrayed by a colleague” : A woman acknowledges with her husband that it misled it with one of the colleagues of this last. Insane of rage, the husband cuckold calls the colleague in question under a fallacious pretext for convincing best to go to make a turn with him with the park. During the walk, whereas the two men pass close to a pond, the husband assassinates his colleague of a blow of gun…

“the Solvent with painting” : A particularly hateful middle-class rich person has fun to humiliate her husband by teaching him that it misled it. Informing its husband that it subscribed to an insurance which guarantees to this last a substantial sum if it had suddenly died, the wife signs her death warrant there…

“Murder in music” : A powerful shareholder of a company badly takes the nomination of his brother-in-law at the position of director. To prevent it from being in a majority within the company, the husband wants to take again the shares of actions that it gave to his wife to refund a debt. In front of his refusal, the husband decides to kill her with blows of Magnum 357. To mask the noise of the shots, it lights the radio with full volume…

“Of a stone two blows” : An easy couple disputes with table. Each one known as with the other its other truths. To get rid of his wife not only hateful, but also adultery and rich person to million, the husband seizes a revolver, kills his wife and masks the shots while making use of the emissions which pass on television. But it will also have to regulate its account with its servant Gaston, witness of the scene…

“a crime with Bominable” : Vincent Delabiche, an author celebrates whose woman of Columbo has all the books, supports more the désobligeantes reflections to only addresses his wife him to humiliate it free. He makes use of a revolver, a knife, a cord, a bottle of poison, a bath-tub filled of water and top of a cliff to kill it. He puts a lamp-shade on his head to make believe that it is about a lamp and calls the police force to announce that it put an end to its days. The police station sends lieutenant Columbo on the spot, in the locality of Bominable…

Light comedies

Mari whose businesses are badly
foreseeable Gags and applause
Mari transfered of the job
Mari which spy her wife
Femme who misleads with farmer
Mari misled
Expectant mother of the factor
Venu to see you

Associative radio

Hip Hop radio
Groupe indulgence
Goupe the old woman godasse
old Musique
the “morning revolts”
the faxs
the swing

Roger and Caroline

It is the history of a timid employee and left in love. It was amouraché of Caroline, a colleague, but never succeeds in dredging it. A priori , Roger and Caroline meet only in the episode “the stapler”, in the remainder of the episodes they telephone themselves.

the stapler
All the techniques are good to dredge
to be interested in somebody, does not want to say that it is interested in you
Accordéon
Hello by Internet
Tout to come into contact with it
Téléphone with the TV
Caroline is jealous?
CD

Detective series

This one is distinguished from the others by the famous " Hello inspector! " pronounced by the agents assigned to the investigations with their chief and whom one finds in several of the episodes quoted below:

Difficult to tell the woman of the victim
Drug trafficker
Threats by advertisements of pub
To encircle the sector
Christopher Sclabedade amoché on the beach
Règlemement of accounts
Two inspectors on the blow
Alfred Dupont
12-corpse-which-be-in-train-of-rot-with-four-corner-of-the-city
Removal of the son Dupont

Urgencies of the people

5000 balls
the p' tite Sophie
Cancer of the rectum and the director in his office
Brain tumor
Requested from the F.B.I
personal Discussions during the operations
a new machine with pocoor
Disturbed Didier and the words cross
malignant Mélanome of type has
Opération in hiding-place and Christophe
Mélange of files and loss of a portable
the small surgeon
the puns
Démotivation and telephone survey
Discussions in the corridors and the similar generator
All the women
the last cardiogram

Request by telephone

Restorations
To sharpen free knives
magic Kitchen ustensils
the insurances “Secur' action”
maintenance landscape
the workshop “the small carpenter man with a moustache”
the video club of your district
the telephone survey
subscriptions of magazine
Ready with high interest rate
automobile Neuilly
the funeral home

Information quizz

Bidru and Drubi
Bordua and Dubois
Chiasson and Dupre
Ducas and Cadus
Kerbout and Berkout

Personalities of return

X-files of the people

the corpse and the smile of Scully : Mulder and Scully (and its mouth without smiling) find the same prints a little everywhere. Then they discover a tattooing (a rice saint and bowl), a bite (that Skitapfle will have to analyze) on the corpse. Mulder reveals us that the killer had a car and was under spiritual influence, which is not the opinion of Scully. Thereafter extraterrestrial calls Mulder what brings an invoice of 20685 francs to him. To finish, Mulder tries to make laugh Scully with its costs.
Autopsy of heads and past of Scully : Mulder requires of Scully of autopsier one of the two heads, and not to make this head. A head is then put to sing. Then, Scully explains us why she never laughs, she does not believe of anything, and kissed forever. But Mulder does not like the Toothing-stone.
the extraterrestrial one and the general : Mulder meets Doctor Sflingsousblingemfouizachui… and the Krakerbarel general which wants to question the extraterrestrial one captured. The general does not want to laugh at the puns of Mulder, then will question a step faces and finally fall by the window which the doctor had left opened. But one should not remain a long time near the extraterrestrial one under risk to be in fright and to tell conneries.
New files of the FBI : Mulder is in charge of a business in Maine. Indeed, called Bottlensfitelenscressen changed behavior and made a series of crimes between 1985 and 1990. Arrived at Mensfield in Maine, Mulder has a problem with the pianist, and learns that the inhabitants of this city are ten per street. To finish, he discovers that one always hears this extraterrestrial at the suspect.
Cramers
the business Clasenaven
a bar of extraterrestrial
File televised secrecies and the kid of the helmets of bicycle : Mulder knows all the programs of TV in advance including information and the radio operator spots of publicities for the Seb' fryers. It makes the demonstration besides of it has Scully. Then with the door a kid sounds who makes promotion for the helmets of bicycle and which disintegrates their Bobbledopple colleague before leaving. Finally one third colleague with the name and the first name monumental is brought and their formless that a Japanese saw an odd creature in his district. To finish some they go to this last which tells them its (my) adventures.
the director of the FBI and Mulder in Oregon
the sister De Mulder, and Dubruit Danslacuisine
Japanese suspects, and the assistant of Mulder
Scully is a false skeptic, and the night in F1
the immolation, and the old life of Mulder

Tribunasse of the people

This series is characterized by the appearance with each episode of the same actors: the active judge not very and piccolo, the lawyer mix-shop with the strong soles and the repeated steps and its over-excited opposite whose single language seems to be to howl " Objection!!! " with each time something bell. Tribunasses always open by the trailing voice of the judge who pronounces these words: " I call the ministry public".

* Mrs. Brutiju: the lawyer of public attack of the ministry Boutier shows a woman to have assassinated her husband while this one claims that it was not in the same part when this one died, and that gives place has a wild confrontation of puns to which joint even the judge. the defendant affirms that her late husband actually died of a fall in the staircases. A debate of logic between Maître Boutier and Mrs. Brutiju follows then on the noise which this fall would have caused, to the great displeasure of the clerk…

* Mr. Chouclair: the defendant is found in a bar to sing Yves Duteuil the evening when one to find the corpse of his wife. Maître Foutier gets information that the latter was less important with the eyes of her husband than football games PSG-OM. In any case, the defendant would not have kept his clappers if he had assassinated his wife. Concurrently to that, the judge threads some glasses of suze and is seen obliged to calm the audience with a teddy bear.

* Mr. Ducas: the judge is aggravated practice of Boutier Master to " to go " all the time; , also this one decides to take its car to raise the questions. The defendant clamp whom he ignores how his wife died but who she had already thought of the suicide and one learns some much on the judge, in particular who he was already squetuvate. The business is closed with this last which claims silence in the room by repeating " please " in an increasingly rythmée, even musical way.

Mr. Kniguedinguidun
Mr. Krikelardeldokriket
Mr. Longuétron
Mr. minister
Mr. Schmitosen
Mr. Grizenfazenten

That disputes

the VTT
the festival of Christmas
depression due to the job
the music
waste
odd people
divided guests
the twins
invited ministers
the orphans
the phobias

Songs

It is beautiful a girl
It is still God
It is the life
It is another day
what one does not need
This small thing leaves you the nose
sensual Chanson standard Barry White
Electric shock on the elbow
hard Dur my Cd
And yet
American Histoire (president)
I do not like that
I am a failure
the censure
technology
the Father Christmas
the time of the festivals
droppings of dog
the surprised imperfections
the small animals
My neighbor
My teacher of gym
Partir one day
Snack bar in Leon
Lives the love

Solo

Éviter visit
the success of an artist can be the business of only one song
Artiste reacting to criticisms
Texte of songs
Incidents of direct the
Trompettiste with a small partition
Vieille which is questioned
Interview of Bill Gates
Conference room of company
Services of a lawyer
Stress before a concert
Diriger a restaurant
Remise of the prices demerits
Portables still lit to the spectacles
Gens which disturb, to the cinema
Boutique of electronics
First flight in a long mail
Discussion between the ranks in the army
De Palma at the restaurant
American Spy
To disturb people
inspiration in an artist
Of arriving in the medium of a conversation
Call of information with the government
Where can one become spy?
Nobody rejected
To sing songs grivoises
Salesmen of cars
Waiter at the restaurant
Gaining of 12 million the years after
Management of a scandal to the government
Cocktails, meetings, not always desire for going there
Chief of antenna to the news
To return visit to somebody of amoché
Steering of bank
Private detective of the bottin
To negotiate with the Japanese

And even more than 400 other sketches

Cours de music

the accordion
the song
Japanese Music
modern technology
the organ
the battery: the prototype of the beater which is late.
coppers
the double bass
the guitar
the xylophone

Recording of a song

technological advance : The authenticity of the trumpet in the Beatles, the dissolve and the echo.
prowesses of the artists in studio : The recording of My small Scandinavian
fate of musical works : “sten-sten-sten-steneten” in the opera, to be made replace without being prevented, and the defects of vinyls and CD.
the art of good rythmer the words : 4 measurements to say “I flee” and 3 seconds to say “the small bird melancholic person which, to car of wings and in oblique, flew towards you to announce to you that I botched your 2 horses”.
Small partition to be achieved in an advertizing : the drive for 2 notes of trumpet.
Model of a recording : the difference between the studio and the live one, and the problem of too many technologies
importance of the end of a song : the difference between 2 ends, the difficulty of a dissolve, and the final crescendo where all the musicians are given some to heart joy.
Attention with the models on cassette : the bad way of proceeding, and selection of the business manager which one expects less.
technological advance : Recording of the solo of Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin on Stairway To Heaven. Jimmy ends up making its solo in accordion; a true massacre.

See too

François Pérusse

External bonds

Official site of François Pérusse
nonofficial Site 2 minutes of the people of François Pérusse. Site made by fans.
nonofficial Site allowing the listening of capsules of François Pérusse
nonofficial Blog allowing the listening of all the capsules of the time of Europe 2

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